[LearsFool]

How do you genetically test someone for being gay?

It's easy.

Put him in a government school.

When he's 5, ask him about his sexual thoughts.

When he's 6, ask him if he's sexually attracted to girls.

When he's 7 and still thinks girls have cooties, tell him he's a "questioning youth".

When he's 8, tell him that sodomites have made important contributions to the world.

When he's 9, ask him if he's ever looked at another boy's genitals.

When he's 10, tell him that calling other boys "fag" is a hate crime.

When he's 11, show him a film explaining the mechanics of sodomizing.

When he's 12 and making the emotional break from his mother, send him to see a coddling and sympathetic male "counselor".

When he's 13 or 14, "mentor" him through puberty by performing sodomite acts on him.

Surprise, surprise! He's "genetically gay"!

[gingerales]

Your explanation, though witty, is flawed (I know you know it and you were just wanting to be funny)...