A few years ago my wife had Bush-Cheney bumper stickers on her car. She went to the beauty salon in a mall. When she returned, she found four slashed tires.
The Leominster (Massachusetts) police department said they could not determine who slashed the tires (without even bothering to check the surveillanace tapes.
After we replace the tires, I had a friend drive my wife’s car to the same mall. I drove my car. After about a half hour, I noticed an individual exit one of the stores with a large screw driver in his hand and walk up to my wife’s car. I exited my vehicle and as he began his stroke at the right rear tire, I grabbed his wrist. His momemtum caused him to fall to the pavement. I took the weapon away from him and proceeded to take advantage of his position on the pavement. I sat on his chest and proceeded to pummel him.
He had made a few death threats while I was pummeling him and gave me the Massholian, “You don’t know who you are dealing with, m*therf***er!” I simply continued to get my $550.00 worth of tires out of his sorry face.
After I pretty much bet the maggot into submission. I rolled him over, removed his wallet, and took out his driver’s license. I wrote his name and address into my notebook and said, “Now I know who you are and where you live.” I told him if I ever saw him again, I might just lose his temper. I put the driver’s license into his wallet, put his wallet into his back pocket, and told him to have a nice day. I told him I would be back in five minutes and I expected him to be right where I left him. If he wasn’t, I would come looking for him.
I then called 911 to report a man lying in the parking lot in Clock Tower Plaza with injuries.
My friend and I then drove back home. That evening I visited the maggot in the hospital and told him that I am going to keep his screwdriver and that, if he ever destroyed any of my property or threatened me or any member of my family, I would do a true Texas beatdown on him.
The next morning he told the police ... it took them about 20 hours to ask what happened ... he thinks he was hit by a car backing out of a parking space.
Actually I recommend NOT putting bumper stickers on your car in any case. I used to have them on my car, but I realize that it really makes the car look kind of low-rent. I used to have: Work harder! Millions on welfare depend on you. And "I don't believe the liberal media". Never had a problem when I was living in Indiana, but when I would drive to Chicago, I got lots of dirty looks, tailgating etc. One guy almost drove me off the road, and I thought it was because of the stickers, but he was actually trying to get my attention and gave me the A-OK sign saying he agreed with them. So there's at least ONE sane, conservative person living in Chi-town.