Perhaps he can bestow on all of us the special gift he has - that of walking on water.
We can all thank our Leader, nobama, for taking control of the National Weather Command Center after sacrificing the last day of his tenth vacation this year so as to save us. The best way we can do this for the Great One is to send a sizable contribution to his campaign so he can continue to protect us and allow us to bathe in his glory. All praise nobama, the All-Powerful.
PA weather alerts.
PA and NJ people who are interested in the forecasts for the eastern PA, including flash flood warnings and river/creek level projections, here is a good link:
http://www.weather.com/weather/newscenter/alerts/nswxcategory/PA