[GraceG]

If you see an old timey piano with ivory and ebony keys in someone’s house, especially if they are a liberal, who do you call to sic the feds on them?

Just curious.

[Humble Servant]

” If you see an old timey piano with ivory and ebony keys in someone’s house, especially if they are a liberal, who do you call to sic the feds on them? “

Alright, DFU now has to write an Envirowacked parody of “Ebony and Ivory”. Somebody let me know when it’s up.

[icanhasbailout]

Ebony keys? Report them to the Department of Racist Instruments

[Still Thinking]

If you see an old timey piano with ivory and ebony keys in someone’s house, especially if they are a liberal, who do you call to sic the feds on them?

What do you mean, "especially" if they're a liberal?? Who would knowingly unleash something like this on a normal person?