Who knew Col Gaddari had good taste LOL!
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This whole situation is coming unglued. Libya is now headed into anarchy, with what is likely to be unending tribal warfare, Islamist insurgents, billions in unfrozen assets and oh ya, tons of unaccounted for mustard gas and other chemical/biological weapons. Disaster.
Have the authorities checked to see if he has fled Libya and secretly moved in to her garage?
¨Come with me to the Casbah¨ ping....
U.S. Diplomat: I beg your pardon?
Moamar: Your boss, Condi Rice...does she, er, does she ‘go’ - eh? eh? eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Say no more.
U.S. Diplomat: Well, she sometimes goes, yes.
Moamar: I bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge.
U.S. Diplomat: I'm sorry, I don't quite follow you.
Moamar Follow me. Follow me. I like that. That's good. A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? (elbow gesture; rubs it)
U.S. Diplomat: Are you trying to sell something?
Moamar: Selling, selling. Very good. Very good. (hand tilting quickly) Oh, wicked. Wicked. You're wicked. Eh? Know what I mean. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. Nudge nudge. (leaning over to him , making eye gesture; speaks slowly) Say...no...more. (leans back as if having imparted a great secret)
U.S. Diplomat: But...
Moamar: (stops him with raised finger which he lays alongside nose; gives slight tap) Condi Rice, is she, eh... is she a sport. Eh?
U.S. Diplomat: She likes sport, yes!
Moamar: I bet she does, I bet she does!
U.S. Diplomat: She is very fond of baseball as a matter of fact.
Moamar: (leans across, looking away) Who isn't, eh? Know what I mean. Likes games, likes games. Knew she would. Knew she would. Knew she would. Likes games, eh? She's been around, eh? Been around?
U.S. Diplomat: She's traveled. She's from D.C..
Moamar: Oh...oh. Say no more, say no more. Say no more - D.C., say no more. D.C., eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean. Say no more.
U.S. Diplomat: (about to speak; can't quite think of anything to say)
Moamar: (leers, grinning) Is Condi interested in er... (waggles head, leans across) photographs, eh? Know what I mean? Photographs, ‘he asked him knowingly’.
U.S. Diplomat: Photography?
Moamar: Yes. Nudge nudge. Snap snap. Grin grin, wink wink, say no more?
U.S. Diplomat: Holiday snaps?
Moamar: Could be, could be taken on holiday. Could be yes - swimming costumes. Know what I mean. Candid photography. Know what I mean, nudge nudge.
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Damn! We probably could have avoided this whole war if Leeza had been, ummm, willing to do a bit more for Gaddafi - and for her Country....
...this:
Never thought Condi was that good looking, but to each his own I guess. It’s kinda creepy he had abook of her.
THE ONION can’t keep up with reality anymore!
If you think about it, it makes sense. Men want what we can’t have or are not “used to” (ie, exotic). Condi is a reasonably good looking woman, with a Ph.D., and a concert pianist, who climbed her way to the top by her own hard work, from a middle-class black girl to the US SOS. Daffi has all the slave women he wants, but a real woman who has brains and isn’t intimidated by him is something he probably never saw in his life.
If you’d like to be on or off, please FR mail me.
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I support my darling black African woman, I admire and am very proud of the way she leans back and gives orders to the Arab leaders. ... Leezza, Leezza, Leezza. ... I love her very much. I admire her, and I'm proud of her, because she's a black woman of African origin
Strange guy. Wonder if Assad has an album of Pelosi pictures. She's a handsome woman, reminds me of a horse I once had. (sarcasm, I don't like horses either)
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