It's... YOU!
You're the one responsible for our record-breaking number of over-100-degree days!
(Don't feel like the lone ranger... I'm burning diesel like it's going out of style.)
No, I doubt I could even get a job as a typist in climate “science.”
But I’m diligently expanding humanity’s carbon footprint, so people freezing their gazoogles this winter (with oil prices through the roof) can thank me that they’re not even colder!
It's... YOU!
You're the one responsible for our record-breaking number of over-100-degree days!
(Don't feel like the lone ranger... I'm burning diesel like it's going out of style.)