OMG - it really is High School Government day for 4 years in Washington
We have these immature children running things
1. Significantly reduce air pollution (through industrial collapse)
2. Get more people out of their cars (nowhere to go, and gas too expensive anyway)
3. Put a premium on families (by making sure unemployment skyrockets, sending people home)
4. Leading by example (sorry, that cuts into his great travels and vacations)
5. Assure people a small fortune (if you'll give him a large one you've worked hard for your entire life)
6. Go after Wall Street fat cats (with hat in hand, while nobody is reporting it, to collect campaign contributions)
7. Be the most transparent president (ha ha)
8. Prohibit Water Boarding (except when I can use the work of Bush, and the media lets me deny it)
9. Bring a Great First Lady into my office (OK, so she is bit extravagant, eats too much, and has a big behind - but aren't you proud?)
10. Be a president you can be proud of (did I mention I am the president? You do see the seal, don't you?)