[Nervous Tick]

>> top shelf vodka

Cut her some slack on that one, FRiend. She actually *saves* the taxpayers money by purchasing her vodka by the barrel, weekly.

Anyhoo, I don’t fault either Barky or Shelly for drinking, considering who each of them is married to. :-)

[Apparatchik]

I think the vodka is for the masseuse/masseur, 'cause it would take a lot of vodka to get me to touch her anywhere.

A lot of vodka.