If he thinks this will help him in Iowa, he needs to lay off the happy smoke and Bolivian marching powder.
Won’t help him with me. I’m smack in the middle of Iowa. I have family members raising hogs, my father is a butcher, I have been a butcher, and - gasp - I don’t eat pork. Also, it sounds as if Martha’s Vineyard has really sissified those Iowa chops.