I'm Scots and a Texan (three generations of ancestors living there on March 2, 1836). Like my two brothers, I shave with a belt sander, lace up the barbed wire on my shoes, and report to the hospital each morning to have three quarts of testosterone drained.
Just a lame attempt at humor people. I really don't use barbed wire to lace my shoes. I use that in place of a zipper on my jeans.
You wear shoes?
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