Now Scoutmaster, I like you in a man kind of way, but FIVE purses - I mean sporrans????
How many heels? I sense way too much accessorizing happening here...
IF you really want to know the truth, it's six in total.
Long ago in my Scouting career I was in a position of authority and presided over a banquet for large multi-Council BSA event. Just for laughs (and because everyone knew that much of my work at the time was in the area of international Scouting), I entered the state from the wings dressed from the waist up in my BSA field uniform, but starting from the waist down wearing a kilt belt, Clan buckle/kilt pin, a McLaren (there's a Scouting tie to McLaren) kilt and flashes, thick knit hose, gillie brogues, sgian dubh, and a simple black leather sporran.
I looked at the audience with confusion and made some stupid remark about think it was supposed to be a dress event.
Anyway, as a result of that event, I've received sporrans as presentation gifts on some major occasions since then - but we're talking Council, Region, or higher occasions. Scout leaders being Scout leaders, the presenters tend toward the animal sporrans, where the flap is the head of the animal (there's a little taxidermy involved).
Personally, I get more use out of neckerchiefs - I collect international Scouting neckerchiefs. I guess in your eyes I accessorize.
As for heels, I don't have any. It's too hard to backpack in heels.