“We wear kilts and sporrans.
“Concepts such as advanced vocabulary...
Calling a skirt a kilt and a purse a sporran isn’t advanced vocab. - playing with words to avoid the truth.
If you want to wear a skirt, heels, a small purse to hold lipstick, etc... who am I to tell you it’s wrong?
That is, unless it reflects some kind of transvestite thing... I assume your wife knows?
Kinda funny to look at the current youts fashions. They wear shirts as big as dresses and shorts as long as skirts. They apparently are all attempting to be Scottish clan members. And the blue tattoo craze perhaps means they all may have some Pictish Scot in them also.
Lipstick? In a sporran?
You need to quit projecting on Scots the things you carry in the pockets of your hemp jeans while on the way to Whole Foods.