[andyk]

Let me say this as plainly as I can.

Oh, that crap is so grating.

GM says they won't cover warranties of the "Old GM" company, because after all, they're two different companies. But hey, the fedgov promised to make everything just fine. Yay! Spend more money!

[GailA]

He can’t even guarantee that Granny and Gramps are going to get their next SS check. And come ‘14 are they going to conscript doctors to provide medical care for seniors? Because Medicare will be paying half pennies on the $ then, instead of the penny it now pays. And doctors would like to be paid, so they can pay their bills and payroll.

[Caipirabob]

U.S. will guarantee GM, Chrysler warranties, Obama says

Repair for a GM by a "government mechanic"...

*SCARY*

[takenoprisoner]

"Because starting today, the United States U.S. taxpayer will stand behind your warranty."

I make this guarantee because my ultimate goal is to fundamentally change how America operates. Bankrupting her will bring her to her knees. So these guarantees are a critical step in my process.

[tacticalogic]

So then what happens? Does your warranty claim then go to some federal bureaucracy to see if it gets paid? Will this bureaucracy be staffed with political appointees with a mandate to apply “social justice” parameters to their decisions, and decide whether your claim will be paid or not according to your minority status?

[Texas Eagle]

Oh, yes, please, say this as plainly as you can. In fact, perhaps you should add being clear about this. Or, better yet, try being PERFECTLY clear about this. That one is very convincing.

Oh, wait, wait, wait. It's time to pull out the big guns. Go with, "Trust me when I say...". Nobody can argue with that.

[Texas Eagle]

"Let me say this as plainly as I can. If you buy a car from Chrysler or General Motors, you will be able to get your car serviced and repaired just like always," Obama said in a speech. "Your warranty will be safe. In fact, it will be safer than it has ever been. Because starting today, the United States will stand behind your warranty."

Oh. Right. Just like we could keep our health plans if we wanted to.

[Texas Eagle]

Being fluent in Obonics, I can translate this:

"You people are screwed. Don't come to me with your petty mechanical problems. What do I look like? Mr. Goodwrench? Go out and buy yourself a Chilton's for your particular make and model and git 'er done. And besides, I inherited this mess. Just think of how bad it would've gotten if I hadn't come along."

[Texas Eagle]

"Let me say this as plainly as I can...

Yeah, yeah. You didn't have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.

Oh, wait. I'm flashing back. That was a different rectum.

[Munz]

You mean Obama lied????

WOW .. now there’s a newsflash