There's a pretty good summary of Jimmah's harrowing attack in the original article ... and it does appear likely that the Wee Wee's will faces a similar shark-jumping event sometime in the near future.
I think a little girl will try to attack him when he takes her bike by accident. Headline: "Obama fends off attack by 6 year old girl after taking her bike"
I have to say that despite being an egomaniacal fascist, Putin at least puts forward that tough guy routine real well. He, of course, has the Russian media in his pocket, but Obama does as well. So how does he manage not to whitewash something like a killer rabbit incident if the media is complicit?
Also, why is it that the leftists are always these limp-wristed weenies while Conservatives tend to be rough and tumble sort of guys (Reagan rode horses, Bush 41 skydives, GW tends his ranch, etc.) that portray Americans as strong.
I was actually attacked by a killer squirrel. A snarling angry squirrel. Scared the hell out of me because I thought it had rabies. Luckily I didn’t get bitten but it was close.
I don’t want to completely defend Obama, but is he really as bad as President Carter. Thankfully I was not alive during that era. However, there was gas lines, high interest rates, Iran hostage crisis, high unemployment, among other embarassments. President Obama doesn’t lack deficiencies, but it seems like it was unnecessarily painful to live during the Carter years.
Killer Arugula?
Here I come! I’m a rabbit, I’m HUGE, and I eat muslim fakers for lunch!!!!
Bye-bye, Soebarkah!!!!
There was much more to it than that. Let me count just a few from memory:
Panama Canal give away
Mexican Border redrawn
November 7, 1979, the U.S. Embassy in Iran was seized by Muslim terrorists and our President did nothing in response
Desert One debacle
Interest rates above 15%
Need I go on?
The rabbit story had little to do with the Gipper’s win.
Jimmah Cahtah did it to himself.
That’s not a canoe like the writer claims; it’s a John boat.
He's not much of a fisherman.
Hey, maybe there's a bowling alley in Martha's Vineyard!
Maybe he gets bitten by a moose.
But more likely is an attack by a Killer Wookie.
That was a good article, although it kind of fell apart at the end.
The funny thing is, Mark Krikorian at National Review’s Corner blog said this same thing just the other day. He was discussing the possible creation of a “Dept. of Jobs” and said “a killer rabbit lurks just over the horizon”.
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/274679/another-cabinet-department-abolish-mark-krikorian
One thing about this Carter episode, I mean we’ve all had a good laugh at it all these years, and for years to come, I imagine, but still...
Isn’t it really kind of NOT GOOD that a rabbit approached a person that way? They’re rodents, I wonder if it might have been rabid? I know we all like cute bunnies (I LOVE cute bunnies, esp. when they have pancakes on their cute bunny heads), but it seems to me like that would be an actually dangerous situation.
Somehow, I think the demise of the Carter administration and the election of Reagan had more to do with other issues than the rabbit thing.
This columnist wants to make it look like Carter was just a victim of circumstance. Typical liberal - it had nothing to do with his obvious failures.
Right, Reagan won because of the rabbit and not the Misery Index. Whatever.
Nah, but Obama might choke on a $198.00 lobster dinner from some upscale restaurant...
Or drop a twenty dollar ice cream cone on a perfect beach.
Dropped on a beach America's kids will never see... not even in their dreams in this economy.
Obama's having fun with his people - the liberal elite's of the Vineyard... how nice.