[hinckley buzzard]

Any "officer" who thinks he needs to "protect himself" from a black lab needs to protect himself from normal human beings who would like to bring the cowardly chickenshit to justice.

[miss marmelstein]

People are ridiculously scared of black labs. I had one and I couldn’t believe how many people ran at the sight of this dopey, laid-back, silly pet. I think it’s their size and the color. Honestly, people are afraid of BLACK dogs.

Good for security purposes, though.