Ok. How many people can name a time that cops did something for you that would be worth paying them for?
When I was 17 I got pulled over for speeding. Cop noticed I had a case of unopened beer on the back seat.
After he gave me the ticket he said, "You are aware that the drinking age in Maryland is 18, right?" I acknowledged that I was indeed aware of the Maryland drinking age. Hey then told me to drive carefully and then left.
I figure that was probably worth at least a $20 spot. :-)