[Buckeye McFrog]

hmmmm....let’s see, after work tonight do I want to mow the lawn, play nine holes of golf, watch some preseason football, or go out and bomb a train station? Decisions, decisions....

[Disambiguator]

hmmmm....let’s see, after work tonight do I want to mow the lawn, play nine holes of golf, watch some preseason football, or go out and bomb a train station?

You forgot to include "keeping the colored man down" on your to-do list.

/sarc