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‘Je Veux Pisser:’ French Actor Gérard Depardieu Urinates In Plane
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Posted on 08/17/2011 10:41:36 AM PDT by AfricanChristian

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1 posted on 08/17/2011 10:41:44 AM PDT by AfricanChristian
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When you gotta go, you gotta do.


2 posted on 08/17/2011 10:42:56 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (Murray / Baucus / Kerry / Upton / Clyburn? I've had better picks come out of my nose.)
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To: AfricanChristian

Sigh. America will never be as sophisticated as the French. They have a certain “Je ne sais quois”.


3 posted on 08/17/2011 10:43:47 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The USSR spent itself into bankruptcy and collapsed -- and aren't we on the same path now?)
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To: AfricanChristian

yeah, but it takes a rich white kid from vermont to piss on a child.


4 posted on 08/17/2011 10:44:00 AM PDT by the invisib1e hand
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5 posted on 08/17/2011 10:44:24 AM PDT by dfwgator
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Not saying he was in the right, but I have sometimes wondered, “Just what are you SUPPOSED to do if, due to choppy weather etc., the REMAIN SEATED light is on for a long time, and you GOTTA go?”

In all my years of plane travel, though, I’ve never been FORBIDDEN from using the lavatory on a plane. At worst, I’m told, in essence, “Hey, we warned/admonished you; if you get hurt now, it’s not our fault.”


6 posted on 08/17/2011 10:48:24 AM PDT by pogo101
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To: AfricanChristian

Did you see the picture of Depardieu on that page?

Holy crap he got fat! What the Hell happened to him?


7 posted on 08/17/2011 10:49:20 AM PDT by rarestia (It's time to water the Tree of Liberty.)
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To: NonValueAdded

Gerard has always been a major goofball. I saw him years ago at the New York Film Festival premiere of The Last Metro. He was awfully drunk, stumbling around the stage while yelling “I luf New Yoirk!” Catherine Deneuve and Francois Truffaut just looked embarrassed, lol!


8 posted on 08/17/2011 10:49:47 AM PDT by miss marmelstein (Run, Sarah, Run! Please!)
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To: AfricanChristian
LOL!

Years ago, I was on a Spain-bound plane at JFK. We had waited in line for a long time when the captain announced we would be taking off in about 15 minutes. That's when my not-quite-3-year old daughter announced she needed to go to the bathroom. It was hopeless, she started whinning, saying she couldn't "hold it"... Finally I got up and asked a flight attendant. She took a look at my daughter and told me to take her and, please, hurry up! We were still in the bathroom when the captain came in the intercom to announce that there were 2 passengers away from their seats, so he had pulled the plane out of the line, and that it would probably be another 30 or 45 min before we could take off. You can imagine the stares as we exited the bathroom and walked back to our seats!

9 posted on 08/17/2011 10:51:00 AM PDT by Former Fetus (Saved by grace through faith)
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To: AfricanChristian

I’m just shocked that the French verb for “to p*ss” is actually “p*sser.”


10 posted on 08/17/2011 10:52:48 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
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To: rarestia
Before the booze/food/no exercise got him...


11 posted on 08/17/2011 10:52:52 AM PDT by BossLady (Sarcasm - Just one more service we offer)
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To: Former Fetus
That's ridiculous......no wonder I don't want to fly...

...treating a 3 yr old like that.....

...I guess we all need Depends if there's any flying in the future....

Truly asinine.

And no, I'm not defending Depardieu or that vile rich kid 18 yr old....

..but a 3 yr old?????

12 posted on 08/17/2011 10:56:32 AM PDT by Guenevere (....)
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To: AfricanChristian

“... it appeared as if the actor had been drinking.”

Ya think?


13 posted on 08/17/2011 10:57:53 AM PDT by swain_forkbeard (Rationality may not be sufficient, but it is necessary.)
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To: AfricanChristian

Still acting like Porthos in The Man in the Iron Mask, I see.


14 posted on 08/17/2011 10:58:39 AM PDT by Ingtar (Together we go broke (from a Pookie18 post))
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To: AfricanChristian

Whenever I’m flying, I always limit my liquid intake and use the airport restroom before boarding.


15 posted on 08/17/2011 10:59:21 AM PDT by Malone LaVeigh
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To: rarestia
Maybe hoping for a new role as Jabba the Hutt?


16 posted on 08/17/2011 10:59:41 AM PDT by Menehune56 ("Let them hate so long as they fear" Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius, (170 BC - 86 BC))
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

saw a postcard once that had a statue of a boy or cherub and water was coming out of his you know where, and the caption said “Manneken (little man) pis”...


17 posted on 08/17/2011 11:06:01 AM PDT by raccoonradio
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To: Guenevere
It's not such a crazy suggestion.

When I traveled with my elementary-school aged sons a few years back, I put them in pullups ... for just that reason. I told them it was just for the plane ... just in case they really, really had to go and weren't allowed up. They never had to use them, but I know I felt better!

18 posted on 08/17/2011 11:11:36 AM PDT by JustSurrounded (Repeal it all.)
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To: Malone LaVeigh
Whenever I’m flying, I always limit my liquid intake and use the airport restroom before boarding.

Me too... but mostly for security reasons. I travel with my computer and I don't like to leave it behind. I would rather have it next to me in a stall in the airport restroom than leave it in the bin while I do my business on the plane.

19 posted on 08/17/2011 11:12:51 AM PDT by pgyanke (Republicans get in trouble when not living up to their principles. Democrats... when they do.)
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To: pogo101
I speak from direct, first-hand personal experience that a standard airplane "barf-bag" will, in fact, securely hold a bladderful of urine.

I'll grant that it's much easier for men to use the bag in that manner than it is for women.

20 posted on 08/17/2011 11:15:03 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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