I actually read this part (hell, I posted it):
Profanities, flame wars and belligerence in observing common sense rules and family decency standards on the thread may result in serious sanctions so be nice.So, there ya are, Tork. If'n I spoke my mind, I'd be zottin myself. IOW, mind yer own cattle.
Ummmmm... you need to go to bed and fall asleep counting Mountain Goats... or something