OK Mtn Clabber, the Pinkerton agency has just sent me the report I requested and there is more than one FReeper responsible for your demise in the points race. The report details how they have bribed your UPS delivery babe and she has been taking my highly refined and much sought after Super Slick Slime Sauce and substituting Hair of the Tortoise in look alike packing. I refuse to rat on my FReeper Friends because one of them is now in first place...
If it were not for all the lost prize money, I would just joke about it and not care!