How dare you imply I had anything to do with the late Misseur ejdrapes' (esquire) demise!!!
I would expect such fowl accusations in a back water aluminum manufacturing district but not here on Free Republic!
So you want to know what happened to ejdrapes (esquire, BSC, SSC)? I'll tell you what happened! It was that miscreant Col Mustard! He was never quite right after the Cheddar campaign against the Moose Division! After that dirty war, he spent the better part of his time staring off into space, contemplating rug and room deodorizers and cursing midgets.
On that tragic morning, I begged Col Mustard not to do it; I fell to the floor and wept! The Colonel couldn't hear me. He was focused on "Carpet Fresh."
He slowly entered the conservatory, he stealthily closed in on hapless, gin addled ejdrapes (esquire, eieio) and pulverized the poor guy's tiny skull.
Why Colonel? Why did you have to whack him with the pipe wrench? If you had only used the candlestick, I would have won the game! And why did ejdrapes (esquire, OU812) have to be a midget?
The entire incident has left me exhausted and quite vexed. Everyone, please run along. I need to be alone for awhile.
Um, yeah...okay...whatever.
I just know that *I* was nowhere near the place and he was like that when I found him.
Now...how do ~I~ go about getting PAID to troll forums?
I have lots of spare time but not much spare cash.
Sounds like a win/win, to me.
;D
Well shoot, and here I had it narrowed down to Professor Plum. I never was any good at this game.