So, standing in a landfill in a tutu with a Carmen Miranda headgear will make you win. Okay.
IOW, your paraphrase of my post is bogus. However, your headgear is marvelous.
If you're the one that posted the 1200 word post without the breaks, I didn't read beyond the first couple of sentences.
I paraphrased nothing in my reply to your post. In fact, I copied and pasted your post above my reply so that paraphrasing was not necessary.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2762391/posts?page=1236#1236