[magooey]

MREs as terrorist weapons? Well, why not. How about add baked beans to the list to be safe.

Perhaps the baked beans could become a weapon of mass destruction after ingestion.

Will they also look for people who buy "too much" toilet paper?

[Still Thinking]

Will they also look for people who buy "too much" toilet paper?

Well, you know, Sheryl Crow says you only need one sheet per trip, so even one roll is like a year's supply for one person. One of those Costco packs that's like the size of a microwave should be a lifetime supply for an entire household. We must be doing something wrong...