[biggerten]

You forgot

“Missing hands, fingers, chemical burns, strange odors or bright colored stains on clothing”

Now that’s funny right there. I don’t care who you are.

Reminds me of a scene from “Raising Arizona” after the bank robbery.

[Buckeye McFrog]

“Missing hands, fingers, chemical burns, strange odors or bright colored stains on clothing”

I spent some time in my younger days working in a farm store. I guess I would have had to ID everybody.