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To: US Navy Vet

...standing outside the restaurant for about 10 minutes squeezing away at the acne on his back...

What the heck? Is he some kind of contortionist?

5 posted on 08/10/2011 11:24:31 AM PDT by WayneS (Enlightened statesmen will not always be at the helm. -- James Madison)

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To: WayneS

Overheard in a theater:

The man in the seat next to me is masturbating!

Just ignore him.

I can't! He's using my hand!

9 posted on 08/10/2011 11:31:17 AM PDT by null and void (Day 930. When your only tools are a Hammer & Sickle, everything looks like a Capitalist...)

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