—There oughta be a song—
BACKDOOR MAN
He’s a real backdoor man
Sitting in his backdoor land
Making all his backdoor plans
For nobody
He only has one point of view
Left of Marx and Lenin too
Piling more taxes on you
And me.
Backdoor man—please listen
All your plans are missing
Backdoor man, Econ 101 you can’t understand
Well done, good and faithful FReeper.