"The test strip is blue...it's BLUE!!!"
"Flip-flops to a funeral?? Sure! Why not?"
"My mom's gonna be here a whole month!"
"Trust me...you'll love how I make brussel sprouts!"
"It's the first time I've every made kidney pie! Have some!
"But I sleep better in flannel!"
"I need to borrow the keys to your car! I'm already late!
"I only wore that on our honeymoon; I never actually liked it!"
"I just saved us $150 because I bought all this on sale!!!"
"Work?? But I did work! Remember 20 years ago when I raised the two kids?? Just cause they've been out of the house for the last 10 years doesn't mean I should have to go to work!"
and the best...."I'm voting for that hunk...obama...who you gonna vote for??
the last one is “divorcin’ words”