If if wanted to demoralize troops, I’d threaten not to pay them. (The troops will be fed and sheltered, but they will now lie awake at night and wonder what will become of their families.) Then, I’d go home and get ready for a Birthday Party to end all parties, so that every corrupt, Marxist SOB in the country can be there to celebrate destoying the greatest democracy the world has ever know.
I probably won’t have many friends (or customers) left by the elections, but I told them last time that they were about to vote for a Marxist; this time, I’m going to get in their faces and ask them if they’re pleased with the result.
“If if” should have been “If I”. Sorry, too upset.