I went to the Bilderbergers, it was a lot of fun, I got to see all sorts of really nice baskets.
Oh wait, that was Longaberger. Never mind.
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But I do think I went to a Bilderberger workshop once. I know, it seems childish, but I really wanted my own stuffed bear.
Oh wait, that was Build-a-Bear. Never mind.
Are you going to make the next Big Kahuna Buger conference?
Look at how the children all flock to it and no telling what kind of mind control devices they stuff in those bears...