To: Recovering_Democrat
When I was 17 we had a country neighbor who was 16. Now she nearly drove me crazy. She would lead me to water but she would not let me drink.
She later won the local county beauty contest. She deserved it too.
4 posted on
07/30/2011 7:18:05 PM PDT by
yarddog
To: yarddog
Is pornography driving men crazy?
Yes, but only when I have to use my left hand to turn the ignition key.
8 posted on
07/30/2011 7:20:18 PM PDT by
CARTOUCHE
(Ryan's the one.)
To: yarddog
When I was 17 we had a country neighbor who was 16. Now she nearly drove me crazy. She would lead me to water but she would not let me drink.She later won the local county beauty contest. She deserved it too.
Rats. I thought the punch line was going to be "and later, it was learned that she was gay." heh
35 posted on
07/30/2011 7:56:38 PM PDT by
MNnice
(Showing fresh signs of liberalitis, the strain of the orbital muscles due to excessive eye rolling)
To: yarddog
Good! and I don’t think it was water you were looking to drink!
51 posted on
07/30/2011 8:24:03 PM PDT by
fabian
(" And a new day will dawn for those who stand long, and the forests will echo with laughter")
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