The CIA!? Calling themselves the CIA? You have to be kidding me.
Then look at his posts. Apparently this took place between rather mundane posts of his, THEN he springs this story on us, AND found five minutes between posts to pack his truck for the big getaway.
He's nuts. As Jim said, this may be his Magnum Opus.
He’s gonna be so embarrassed when he finds out he left his computer logged on and someone took liberty with it.