“Fellow Americans, this crisis has caused me to spend far too much time away from the golf course. I have another vacation scheduled which means that Congress must get this resolved now. Many millions of Americans are facing the real possibility of losing their government cell phones. I must now go get come ice cream, please call Congress while I select between sherbet or chocolate chip cookie dough.”
no TV here, please give the play by play..thanks
also, is this on the networks or just cable news?