[Cheetahcat]

Teaching the Kid how to drink there, Ricky?

[martin_fierro]

He said he’s been writing and blogging since CNN fired him last autumn. The offense was a radio interview rant that both claimed The Daily Show host Jon Stewart made sport of him because he was a minority and dismissed the idea of Jewish people as an oppressed minority.

No, Stewart makes fun of you because you're a friggin' idiot.

[martin_fierro]

Jocksniffer ping.

[martin_fierro]

Big words like ... HAWAII

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

To borrow a comedian’s routine.

Sanchez probably played Tight End on the Gay and Lesbian football team.

Looked at his football jersey number and said, “It’s 69”. Oh shit, I read it upside down. It should be 96.

Asked, “What’s a cup and can I drink out of it?”

“Helmet! I don’t need no stinkin’ helmet” and his career at CNN proved it.

[Tainan]

...somebody had to do it....