How to survive in Bear Country:
Rule 1 - Carry adequate firepower.
Rule 2 - When hiking, let someone else go first.
Rule 3 - When running for your life, make sure someone else runs slower . . .
Rule #4: Always carry a pistol to slow the other hikers running with you, down!
“Rule 3 - When running for your life, make sure someone else runs slower . . .”
Also known as the “Sneaker Defense”.
“What’s with the sneakers, Vern, you ain’t gunna outrun no Bear?”
“I only got to outrun you, Bubba.”