"nutter millimeter to da right I wudda lost an eye"
Paula Creamer is such a babe.
I will see those and raise you a Carly Booth (cute young Scottish golfer, oh and she can play more than a bit too...)
age 16:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41186000/jpg/_41186297_golf_300.jpg
now:
http://tomwardsport.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/booth3.jpg
http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Dwight+Yorke+Carly+Booth+Abu+Dhabi+HSBC+Golf+oxQA_XpSAIjl.jpg