To: Baynative
Old joke: “Why do the Low Riders have such small steering wheels?”
So they can be driven while handcuffed.
8 posted on
07/24/2011 1:28:51 PM PDT by
Oatka
("A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves." –Bertrand de Jouvenel)
To: Oatka; a fool in paradise
Old joke from California Central Valley:
Why do Mexicans like to ride low riders?
So they can pick tomatoes withut getting out of their cars.
To: Oatka
similarly, why do they not require signatures on drivers licenses in Mexico-? A.- too small to spray paint on.
37 posted on
07/24/2011 6:08:31 PM PDT by
imjimbo
(The constitution SHOULD be our "gun permit")
To: Oatka
Q: Whats over a mile long and has a cumulative IQ of 45?
A: A low rider parade
49 posted on
07/24/2011 11:18:55 PM PDT by
Polynikes
(Hakkaa Palle)
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