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To: nuconvert

Failure in China. I’m shocked. Next thing we will hear is that their new aircraft carrier was sunk by dolphins.


2 posted on 07/23/2011 8:23:30 AM PDT by Enterprise ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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To: Enterprise

Maybe it was going the wong way.


11 posted on 07/23/2011 8:30:22 AM PDT by donhunt (I am sick and tired of those bastards insulting and lying to me.)
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To: Enterprise

“Next thing we will hear is that their new aircraft carrier was sunk by dolphins.”

Navy porpoise attack story. I know a guy who claims he was with a Navy unit that trained porpoises to kill human swimmers and divers. They were used in Gulf War 1. The porpoises were all male and wore a harness and carried a bang stick. They’d ram the swimmer with the bang stick. Every time the Navy used them, the porpoise found and eliminated the target. Then, he’d jet off to find a pod of female porpoises and have sex. There was no getting the porpoises back until they were darned good and satisfied. (It’s probably the uniform harness. No species can resist a Navy guy in uniform.)


18 posted on 07/23/2011 8:40:12 AM PDT by Gen.Blather
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