1) Excess steroid use has given him a very small penis.
Gun control should start with the cops.
Allow them to have guns is not good.
To set an example of criminals, cops should unilaterally go unarmed.
Criminals will then, inspired by example, also disarm.
And the world will become a better place.
And if the disarmed cops policy works, we move on to the Military.
And if that goes well (rogue natiions will be inspired by our example and also disarm), the world will become a place of peace and brotherly love.
(excuse me now as I sing the Pepsi song)
And if all the above goes well, we could extend the experiment to the citizens.
Kum ba la! Kum ba la!
(btw, that cop sounds like he would be great at TSA)