At least they leave you a TSA note saying “Finders keepers, losers weepers”.
Never pack anything you really want to keep, you know the gubmit don’t pay good enough for all da haar’ed werk and besides we owes it too em.
Those X-ray machines can sure come in handy if you are in a hurry to find items of value.
Lots ‘n’ lots of Muslims work for TSA now, don’t they? Shakin’ down and pattin’ down us kaffirs, right?
And it’s devout Muslim Somalis who are `cleaning’ the airplanes in many airports, too, aren’t they?
So why shouldn’t a blonde naked-faced kaffir female get relieved of the hated cross symbol of the evil `nasrani’ infidels?
(please to note my tagline)