[Pearls Before Swine]

Felony? No way. Perhaps an understandable misdemeanor if the TSA lady over-groped.

My wife is annoyed but philosophical on the rare occasions when we have to travel by air. Hey, some weeks the TSA goonettes get more than I do, so to speak.

[SandRat]

Ever notice that the TSA goonettes are usually Uglier than Helen Thomas.