[muleskinner]

Mike,

No VC partner in their right mind would write a check to you. Your product is, well, lacking.

President - VC Anonymous
M. Skinner

[GOP Poet]

Guess in their leftist fog out here they can’t grasp the concept of due diligence.

[keat]

Company President Mike Ryan recently revealed a new strategy for his fledgling company. Abandoning the previous plan to sell $25,000 EV's to the masses, Ryan offered that "If we could just find one buyer willing to plunk down $120 million for one of these babies, we'll be in the pink".