No your bug story is right there on top for stupid. And I am all for ending the war on drugs, at the same time, we must end the maggots that think it is my job to pay and clean up after them. You want to use drugs, fine, you live in the gutter and you will not be allowed to breed and when the waste department finds your body it goes to the city dump with the rest of the garbage. And if I catch you stealing off of me I get the first shot no questions ask.
In the mean time, would it kill you to at least respect the original Commerce Clause and Tenth Amendment?