Great, but you missed some of his rationale:
7. “I really could be golfing today.”
14-to-Infinity. “I really, really could be golfing today.”
It's in #5
#7 is: I need a cigarette, and I can’t smoke in public.
14-to-Infinity. “I really, really could be golfing today.
Doug Giles ends at #13, but then there is always more to come with