She should have replied with loud disdain for "catlickers, towel heads, goat humpers, snake snatchin baptists, fat budha bellies, and various other marginal bands of jesus freaks."
That would have given them something to talk about that would have been tasty, instead of this.
I'm not sure about any of this. Wouldn't Lutherans be fairly assumed to have a bias that might not include the Catholics unless some of 'em showed up for baptism or something?
I mean, what are Protestants supposed to be ~ a sort of RC lite?