[Eric Blair 2084]

There IS a God...and he has a great sense of humor!!!!

[Eric Blair 2084]

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Constitution of the Left Wing Nanny State of Liberals:

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Preamble:

We the People Sheeple of the United States Nanny State, in Order to form a more perfect Union Socialist Utopia, establish Justice Socially engineer a country of non smoking, physically fit, seat belt and helmet wearing teetotalers, ensure domestic Tranquility Smoking bans in bars, limits on unhealthy food and social drinking, provide for the common defense Universal Healthcare, promote the general Welfare health of the population whether they like it or not, in order to save above mentioned Universal Healthcare entitlement program from bankruptcy, and secure the Blessings of Liberty Dependency to ourselves progressive liberals and our Posterity Hitler Youth who we brainwash through public school education, do ordain decree and establish this Constitution for the United States of America. Nanny State of Liberals.

[annelizly]

ROFLMAO!!!!!

[RetiredTexasVet]

A bureaucrat (even if a blood sucking lawyer) never understands the “law of unintended consequences”. You can speak slowly and distinctly, with exaggerated lip motions, using small words in simple sentences, but they will not understand ... they have no capacity for common sense.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

I’m trying to remember where I saw that picture first! Playboy or Esquire, 44 years ago!

[Amberdawn]

Gee, and I thought these taxes were to pay for smoking related costs...

[Thrownatbirth]

That’s a great feeling that comes with quitting smoking. I know somewhere about $150 a month is suddenly missing from some state apparatchik’s ledger. F*** ‘em.

[Drango]

bummer dude.

[Ken H]

Arizona has a $2.00/pack tax, which puts it in a 5-way tie for 10th highest among the states.¹ I wonder if that's been increased recently. Perhaps enough people are buying them on the black market that revenues are affected. (see post #10)

¹http://www.ncsl.org/default.aspx?tabid=14349