Me takem you back to cave. Got kitchen ready for you. You makem heap big sammich!
LOL - “get out in that kitchen, and rattle those pots and pans”, you say?
I can’t cook worth a shit, but I have a good enough income to take you out somwhere really nice. Maybe I’ll buy you a little something shiny, too. :-*
Oh, but wait. I’m as old as dirt. ;-)