[Bob]

We left half a tip since the baby wasn't vetted before being taken to the cheap seats.

Did your waiter/waitress determine that you should be "taken to the cheap seats"? Letting the manager know that you wouldn't be back is one thing; shorting the wait staff for carrying out a management policy is another. (How does one "vet" an 18-month-old anyway?)

[WayneS]

I use a 32 page questionnaire.

;-)