WHAT?
You don’t believe all those bad guys will come swishing in like a herd of angry poodles to get at that edemame?
;o)
*Snort* [giggles]
Heeeeyyy! I can set up vats of fermenting soybeans ‘way down the road, and the elitist thugs will never make it past them to get to our place. Great plan. Thanks for the idea, not-so-paper tyger!
It’ll hold them off long enough for us to set up a perimeter. By the time they get Faaaabulous and prance into the yard, they’ll be doomed. Hee, hee, hee.