>> Taken literally that’s hyperbole, <<
What you mean is “don’t take it literally, it’s only hyperbole” Or, in other words, “I figured people wouldn’t be as sympathetic to the rights of child pornographers, so I deceitfully tricked them into reading an article, knowing full well that my headline was a complete, absurd, bald-faced, ridiculous lie.”
Better, more truthful headline: “Unconstitutional proposal would coerce internet readers to help government track child pornographers.”
“We’re all government snoops, now”?
It would attract mindless accusations exactly in line with the headline. That’s the point.