“easier to get weed than coffee”
That’s like saying because there are more women than weed shops that it is easier to get laid than get weed.
Making such statements about weed versus coffee is not “satire”. So it seems somen doesn’t get “basic literature”. It is simply a bad comparison, and a retarded one at that.
Dude!! “SERIOUSLY”???? (I’m so embarrassed for you. Light another one up, brother.)